Saturday, 26 December 2015

None-sense

By Hplar Bearmdore and other suitable mis-spelligns

I can see clearly now the cow has gone. As clearly as if looking through 8 feet of ice, but that is still an improvement. The space inside my head is expanding daily to accommodate all the stuff that I hoard in there, but it still gets lonely at night. I should invent some friends really, but when I do I keep falling out with them, they're idiots! I wanted a paradox but kept contradicting myself. In the end I fell out with me and we are still not talking. I have been told that I live my life on an alternate plane. I told them I don't like flying except in my dreams. In my dreams I can twist the space-time continuum and make into pretty patterns that no-one else can see. A bit like the 'aurora borealis'.


I got this letter, it might even be for me, it is mine now anyhow -

Please come to my party in Edinburg, it is on the 34st of Octember 0x7DF, dress casual but not offensive, bring a friend. Bring a stranger if you like, but learn their name before you get here. There will be the usual attractions, The binary people who will be there in 1's and 10's, the indecisive twins may be there, or not, they can't make their mind up. Bring a pet, I like cats, but I can't manage a whole one. Bring a drink, but nothing that contains water as I hate getting wet. Feel free to help yourself to chocliate. There will be an Ambliance stand by in case of emergent. We do not know what time it will end as no clocks are allowed.

Your faithfully,
Nathaniel Westminster
Nat West to my friends.

I did go, only to find out that it was my Psychiatrist's appointment. I mean her appointment that I had picked up by mistake. She missed out on that one, but they want me to go next time, or sooner if physically possible. Anything is possible really, but maybe not in the real world. The real world seems really silly at times. Laugh, Oh! How we laughed! Miracles happen every day, it is just we who have closed our minds to them. For my next trick I am going to move to an alternate dimension, maybe permanently, that depends on the wallpaper.

It is hard to hold on to reality when you are not sure what it really looks like. After all life is just and illusion and the players are random organisation of molecules made to resemble people. My friend's name is Teresa Green. I have told her they are not, leaves are green, trees are brown but she doesn't agree. Words are funny like that, how can something in black and white have so much colour and depth. When my words made sense I was confused as I was the only one who could understand them, now I am not even sure about that.

The thing that makes me really happy is words, some have deliciously rounded meanings, others quite pointy letters, and some are really naughty like **** and ****, but the ******* would not let me put them in so you will have to use your imagination if you give a ******* about them.

I am going now as I feel the edge of a page approaching. I neither want to fall over that or any other grammatical disasters or badly written Daedalean symphonies. I will finish talking to you as soon as I get to the end of



Wednesday, 22 April 2015

My First Principles -This is the code by which I live my life

My First Principles
This is the code by which I live my life

~~ Someone said my poetry was a bit heavy, (thanks for being honest) ~~
~~ Well the heavy part of my life is in the past. I hope this is more inspirational ~~

I have lived this life for more than fifty years and I hope to live for fifty more
But do I want to live forever? That would be greedy wouldn't it?
I have spent half my life abusing my body and mind
I will spend the rest trying to restore it to some kind of order

I believe all people are equal regardless of colour, race, religion, status, gender, sexuality, status, looks
We are all human here and all on one planet
We have been given the Earth to be our wonderful home,you only get one so do not screw it up
You can't take it back and get another when its knackered!

I believe that we should not hunt any animal for fun even under the banner of sport
A rich man is not automatically happier than a poor man, nor is he any better
Often the opposite is true as a poor man appreciates what little he has and be willing to share it
I do not know how to hate anyone, but you may cease to be my friend if you try hard enough

I will never cause harm to any person or animal intentionally
Yes I do eat some meat, but animals eat each other
I eat about a third of the meat that the average man does
I would never kill any living thing especially for entertainment, not even a fly or spider

Nature has survived for billions of years without us meddling
if a species is designed to go extinct, it will
That is the way of nature on mother Earth
If a species is meant to succeed, it will, many have despite our best efforts to destroy them

All things are cyclical. Everything has a natural rhythm and will re-appear
This is happening now with plants from thousands of years ago
Evolution does not tell the full story or there would be mutant human and monkey skeletons for us to discover

It is wrong to save cute animals and kill badgers, beavers, rabbits and whales
They are just as much part of nature too
We all sometimes say things we do not mean, and do things that we should not do
This is not a reason to judge people or believe that they cannot change

I do not believe that it is the end when we die, I believe that the spirit carries on
I believe that there is inherently good in all people, we all desire to survive and thrive
I do not believe that we are to judged by anyone but ourselves, ever
I have no hatred for any person or animal, only love

I feel that there is a common consciousness that we all have access to
I believe there is other intelligent life in the universe, possibly on Earth too
All you have to do is listen
We should open our minds as well as our eyes and hearts

I believe that all our lives are guided by a conscious force, it could be the creator or guardian angels
I have heard them when I needed to and listened
We should all listen more especially to intuition and voices in our heads
But listen with care and not with intent for greed or lust

Some people in life need help, not punishment, more than anything else they just need someone to listen and not abuse them
We can't all be perfect  all the time, some of us are good at imperfection and loved for it
It is Okay to have to ask someone for help sometimes in your life
Mine has been turned around by people and many are now my very good friends - thank you!