By Hplar Bearmdore and other
suitable mis-spelligns
I
can see clearly now the cow has gone. As clearly as if looking
through 8 feet of ice, but that is still an improvement. The space
inside my head is expanding daily to accommodate all the stuff that I
hoard in there, but it still gets lonely at night. I should invent
some friends really, but when I do I keep falling out with them,
they're idiots! I wanted a paradox but kept contradicting myself. In
the end I fell out with me and we are still not talking. I have been
told that I live my life on an alternate plane. I told them I don't
like flying except in my dreams. In my dreams I can twist the
space-time continuum and make into pretty patterns that no-one else
can see. A bit like the 'aurora borealis'.
I
got this letter, it might even be for me, it is mine now anyhow -
Please
come to my party in Edinburg, it is on the 34st of Octember 0x7DF,
dress casual but not offensive, bring a friend. Bring a stranger if
you like, but learn their name before you get here. There will be the
usual attractions, The binary people who will be there in 1's and
10's, the indecisive twins may be there, or not, they can't make
their mind up. Bring a pet, I like cats, but I can't manage a whole
one. Bring a drink, but nothing that contains water as I hate getting
wet. Feel free to help yourself to chocliate. There will be an
Ambliance stand by in case of emergent. We do not know what time it
will end as no clocks are allowed.
Your
faithfully,
Nathaniel
Westminster
Nat
West to my friends.
I
did go, only to find out that it was my Psychiatrist's appointment. I
mean her appointment that I had picked up by mistake. She
missed out on that one, but they want me to go next time, or sooner
if physically possible. Anything is possible really, but maybe not in
the real world. The real world seems really silly at times. Laugh,
Oh! How we laughed! Miracles happen every day, it is just we who have
closed our minds to them. For my next trick I am going to move to an
alternate dimension, maybe permanently, that depends on the
wallpaper.
It
is hard to hold on to reality when you are not sure what it really
looks like. After all life is just and illusion and the players are
random organisation of molecules made to resemble people. My friend's
name is Teresa Green. I have told her they are not, leaves are green,
trees are brown but she doesn't agree. Words are funny like that, how
can something in black and white have so much colour and depth. When
my words made sense I was confused as I was the only one who could
understand them, now I am not even sure about that.
The
thing that makes me really happy is words, some have deliciously
rounded meanings, others quite pointy letters, and some are really
naughty like **** and ****, but the ******* would not let me put them
in so you will have to use your imagination if you give a *******
about them.
I am
going now as I feel the edge of a page approaching. I neither want to
fall over that or any other grammatical disasters or badly written
Daedalean symphonies. I will finish talking to you as soon as I get
to the end of